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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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elly-hiddlesherloki:

queenofthepiratefleet:

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guceubcuesu:

Moon…

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Mercury…

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Venus…

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Mars…

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Jupiter…

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Saturn…

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Uranus…

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Neptune…

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JUPITER. Holy fuck

What about if Earth had rings?

What would that look like

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this is like porn i love space

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Gallifrey…

WHERE THE FUCK IS PLUTO

They did say planets…..

FUCK YOU! VIVA LA PLUTO!

Love it 

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k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

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